A Midwesterner Goes To California
and more true stories
And there are Segways everywhere!
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California might be the on-ramp to the apocalypse, but it's good to know that the Californians have an escape plan. See the Cover Story section for the full story, but here are a few hints to wet your appetite:
kickstand, lover's quarrel, PT Cruiser, double wide.
As many of you know, fall is my favorite time of year. I love to watch the leaves change color, to break out my warmest, wooliest sweaters and make the most outrageous Halloween costume in town. But really, those are just the fake reasons I tell people. Honestly, it's Fall TV I'm living for.
No more crappy, unpredictable summer reality shows.
No more baseball interruptions during my evening re-run hour.
No more feeling guilty about shutting the blinds on a beautiful summer day to watch
a marathon of The Hills or Friday Night Lights.
Not only are all my favorite TV friends returning to my life, but new ones are coming to my very own living room to be a part of my life every week. And now that I have a DVR, they'll accommodate my schedule. How many people do you know who are that reliable and considerate?
Check out the Cover Story for the first edition of An Asshole/Midwesterner (but aren't they pretty much the same thing anyway?) Goes... If you have suggestions of other activities that you would like to inspire a TSE story, send ideas to comments@truestoryentertainment.com.
7 21 2007
barnes and noble adThe End of an Epic. The End of an Era.
J.K. Rowling couldn't have ended it more beautifully.
